抽水無極限，網民創意高，早前曼聯官方Twitter舉辦了一個向卡域克發問的活動，歡迎球迷留言問問題。此活動令筆者見識到外國曼聯球迷的抽水能力極高，他們蜂擁而至，以明抽、暗寸、借刀等招式迅即抽乾了卡域克。筆者節錄了部分有趣問題，跟大家一起分享；看看哪句是最精警，最絕核？
上圖是外國網民的改圖。
#AskCarrick if you could drop one player from the team how would you tell Cleverley?.
如果你能從球隊裡剔除一名球員，你要怎麼跟湯卡華利坦白？
#AskCarrick How does it feeling knowing Begovic has more goals than you this season.
當你知道連比高域（史篤城門將）今季的入球總數都多過你時，你有甚麼感受？（編按，卡域克對富咸入波，剛追平了比高域的入球數。）
#askcarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper.
你最記憶猶新的回傳給門將的比賽是哪一場
#AskCarrick Do you watch Cleverly train to feel good about yourself?
你是不是靠看湯卡華利訓練來尋找優越感的？
#AskCarrick On a scale of Tom Cleverly to 0, how bad is Ashley Young?
從0到湯卡華利，艾殊利楊格大概在哪個水平？
#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to watch the World Cup?
你會在哪家酒吧觀看世界盃？
#AskCarrick Would Moyes consider putting De Gea upfront, so that you can pass the ball the right way?
莫耶斯會不會考慮讓迪基亞踢前場？這樣你傳球就正好到位了
#AskCarrick If a ball leaves your boot travelling at 30km per hour at 3 pm on saturday, how long does it take to reach De Gea?如果一個球在週六下午3點從你腳下離開，以時速30公里的速度奔向後方，到達迪基亞那邊需要多久？
#AskCarrick Have you tried putting on your kit backwards so you could pass the ball forward?
你是否嘗試過倒穿球衣，這樣你就可以把球向前傳了
#AskCarrick Be Honest, Do You Ever Include Yourself In Your Fantasy Premier League Team?
老實說，你在英超FANTASY遊戲裡，有沒有試過把自己放進自己的球隊？
#AskCarrick Do you think Welback has really been training too hard on penalty?
你認為韋碧克是不是在練12碼方面太努力？
#AskCarrick Are you going to reply to any of the #AskCarrick tweets or pass it over to De Gea?你準備回覆每一個問題，還是老樣子一一全部傳給迪基亞回答？
#AskCarrick Do you die a little inside when you're looking for someone to pass to and Tom Cleverley is to your left.
當你發現你身邊只有湯卡華利可以傳球時，你是不是也在慢慢地心死？
#AskCarrick Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living?
當你看著艾殊利楊格、湯卡華利、史摩寧及韋碧克的時候，你有沒有想過生存的意義？
#AskCarrick If you had to choose between having Cleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in the leg, how many stabs would you take?
如果要你選跟湯卡華利搭檔中場，或者膝蓋中一劍，你覺得你會怎麼選？你有能力承受幾多劍？
#AskCarrick Do you get depressed when you see Tom Cleverley's name on the team sheet and realize you're gonna have to play with 10 men?
當你看到湯卡華利的名字又出現在出場名單上，你知道你的球隊又要10人應戰時是不是感到很憂傷？
#AskCarrick You've gone from playing with the likes of Ronaldo and Paul Scholes, to playing with Cleverley and Nani. How does that feel?
你以前跟C朗及史高斯做開隊友，但現時身邊換成湯卡華利及蘭尼，你有甚麼感覺？
#AskCarrick the ball is a round shape,it can go in any direction (360 degrees) yet you only use the 180 degrees behind you?why is this?
足球是圓的，它可以向360度不同方向滾動，但為何球在你腳下，它只會向你身後180度的方向走呢？究竟原因是甚麼？
#AskCarrick Seeing as you are incapable of a forward pass - have you considered playing Rugby instead?
見你都不能向前傳波，你有沒有考慮過轉玩欖球呢？
#AskCarrick If you had a gun who will you shoot first? cleverly or yourself?
如果你有槍，你想射殺誰？湯卡華利還是你自己？
這是曼聯官方Twitter收集問題的網址，有興趣可以發問：
#mufc's official match programme United Review is interviewing Michael Carrick. Tweet us your questions for the midfielder with #AskCarrick.
你的支持，我的動力！給足球群英傳https://www.facebook.com/footballherostory一個like啦！
上圖是外國網民的改圖。
#AskCarrick if you could drop one player from the team how would you tell Cleverley?.
如果你能從球隊裡剔除一名球員，你要怎麼跟湯卡華利坦白？
#AskCarrick How does it feeling knowing Begovic has more goals than you this season.
當你知道連比高域（史篤城門將）今季的入球總數都多過你時，你有甚麼感受？（編按，卡域克對富咸入波，剛追平了比高域的入球數。）
#askcarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper.
你最記憶猶新的回傳給門將的比賽是哪一場
#AskCarrick Do you watch Cleverly train to feel good about yourself?
你是不是靠看湯卡華利訓練來尋找優越感的？
#AskCarrick On a scale of Tom Cleverly to 0, how bad is Ashley Young?
從0到湯卡華利，艾殊利楊格大概在哪個水平？
#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to watch the World Cup?
你會在哪家酒吧觀看世界盃？
#AskCarrick Would Moyes consider putting De Gea upfront, so that you can pass the ball the right way?
莫耶斯會不會考慮讓迪基亞踢前場？這樣你傳球就正好到位了
#AskCarrick If a ball leaves your boot travelling at 30km per hour at 3 pm on saturday, how long does it take to reach De Gea?如果一個球在週六下午3點從你腳下離開，以時速30公里的速度奔向後方，到達迪基亞那邊需要多久？
#AskCarrick Have you tried putting on your kit backwards so you could pass the ball forward?
你是否嘗試過倒穿球衣，這樣你就可以把球向前傳了
#AskCarrick Be Honest, Do You Ever Include Yourself In Your Fantasy Premier League Team?
老實說，你在英超FANTASY遊戲裡，有沒有試過把自己放進自己的球隊？
#AskCarrick Do you think Welback has really been training too hard on penalty?
你認為韋碧克是不是在練12碼方面太努力？
#AskCarrick Are you going to reply to any of the #AskCarrick tweets or pass it over to De Gea?你準備回覆每一個問題，還是老樣子一一全部傳給迪基亞回答？
#AskCarrick Do you die a little inside when you're looking for someone to pass to and Tom Cleverley is to your left.
當你發現你身邊只有湯卡華利可以傳球時，你是不是也在慢慢地心死？
#AskCarrick Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living?
當你看著艾殊利楊格、湯卡華利、史摩寧及韋碧克的時候，你有沒有想過生存的意義？
#AskCarrick If you had to choose between having Cleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in the leg, how many stabs would you take?
如果要你選跟湯卡華利搭檔中場，或者膝蓋中一劍，你覺得你會怎麼選？你有能力承受幾多劍？
#AskCarrick Do you get depressed when you see Tom Cleverley's name on the team sheet and realize you're gonna have to play with 10 men?
當你看到湯卡華利的名字又出現在出場名單上，你知道你的球隊又要10人應戰時是不是感到很憂傷？
#AskCarrick You've gone from playing with the likes of Ronaldo and Paul Scholes, to playing with Cleverley and Nani. How does that feel?
你以前跟C朗及史高斯做開隊友，但現時身邊換成湯卡華利及蘭尼，你有甚麼感覺？
#AskCarrick the ball is a round shape,it can go in any direction (360 degrees) yet you only use the 180 degrees behind you?why is this?
足球是圓的，它可以向360度不同方向滾動，但為何球在你腳下，它只會向你身後180度的方向走呢？究竟原因是甚麼？
#AskCarrick Seeing as you are incapable of a forward pass - have you considered playing Rugby instead?
見你都不能向前傳波，你有沒有考慮過轉玩欖球呢？
#AskCarrick If you had a gun who will you shoot first? cleverly or yourself?
如果你有槍，你想射殺誰？湯卡華利還是你自己？
這是曼聯官方Twitter收集問題的網址，有興趣可以發問：
#mufc's official match programme United Review is interviewing Michael Carrick. Tweet us your questions for the midfielder with #AskCarrick.
你的支持，我的動力！給足球群英傳https://www.facebook.com/footballherostory一個like啦！
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