問卡域克:「湯卡做你拍檔,你有冇諗過死?」

足球群英傳 於 09/02/2014 發表 收藏文章
抽水無極限,網民創意高,早前曼聯官方Twitter舉辦了一個向卡域克發問的活動,歡迎球迷留言問問題。此活動令筆者見識到外國曼聯球迷的抽水能力極高,他們蜂擁而至,以明抽、暗寸、借刀等招式迅即抽乾了卡域克。筆者節錄了部分有趣問題,跟大家一起分享;看看哪句是最精警,最絕核?

上圖是外國網民的改圖。

#AskCarrick if you could drop one player from the team how would you tell Cleverley?.
如果你能從球隊裡剔除一名球員,你要怎麼跟湯卡華利坦白?

#AskCarrick How does it feeling knowing Begovic has more goals than you this season.
當你知道連比高域(史篤城門將)今季的入球總數都多過你時,你有甚麼感受?(編按,卡域克對富咸入波,剛追平了比高域的入球數。)

#askcarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper.
你最記憶猶新的回傳給門將的比賽是哪一場

#AskCarrick Do you watch Cleverly train to feel good about yourself?
你是不是靠看湯卡華利訓練來尋找優越感的?

#AskCarrick On a scale of Tom Cleverly to 0, how bad is Ashley Young?
從0到湯卡華利,艾殊利楊格大概在哪個水平?

#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to watch the World Cup?
你會在哪家酒吧觀看世界盃?

#AskCarrick Would Moyes consider putting De Gea upfront, so that you can pass the ball the right way?
莫耶斯會不會考慮讓迪基亞踢前場?這樣你傳球就正好到位了

#AskCarrick If a ball leaves your boot travelling at 30km per hour at 3 pm on saturday, how long does it take to reach De Gea?
如果一個球在週六下午3點從你腳下離開,以時速30公里的速度奔向後方,到達迪基亞那邊需要多久?

#AskCarrick Have you tried putting on your kit backwards so you could pass the ball forward?
你是否嘗試過倒穿球衣,這樣你就可以把球向前傳了

#AskCarrick Be Honest, Do You Ever Include Yourself In Your Fantasy Premier League Team?
老實說,你在英超FANTASY遊戲裡,有沒有試過把自己放進自己的球隊?

#AskCarrick Do you think Welback has really been training too hard on penalty?
你認為韋碧克是不是在練12碼方面太努力?

#AskCarrick Are you going to reply to any of the #AskCarrick tweets or pass it over to De Gea?
你準備回覆每一個問題,還是老樣子一一全部傳給迪基亞回答?

#AskCarrick Do you die a little inside when you're looking for someone to pass to and Tom Cleverley is to your left.
當你發現你身邊只有湯卡華利可以傳球時,你是不是也在慢慢地心死?

#AskCarrick Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living?
當你看著艾殊利楊格、湯卡華利、史摩寧及韋碧克的時候,你有沒有想過生存的意義?

#AskCarrick If you had to choose between having Cleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in the leg, how many stabs would you take?
如果要你選跟湯卡華利搭檔中場,或者膝蓋中一劍,你覺得你會怎麼選?你有能力承受幾多劍?

#AskCarrick Do you get depressed when you see Tom Cleverley's name on the team sheet and realize you're gonna have to play with 10 men?
當你看到湯卡華利的名字又出現在出場名單上,你知道你的球隊又要10人應戰時是不是感到很憂傷?

#AskCarrick You've gone from playing with the likes of Ronaldo and Paul Scholes, to playing with Cleverley and Nani. How does that feel?
你以前跟C朗及史高斯做開隊友,但現時身邊換成湯卡華利及蘭尼,你有甚麼感覺?

#AskCarrick the ball is a round shape,it can go in any direction (360 degrees) yet you only use the 180 degrees behind you?why is this?
足球是圓的,它可以向360度不同方向滾動,但為何球在你腳下,它只會向你身後180度的方向走呢?究竟原因是甚麼?

#AskCarrick Seeing as you are incapable of a forward pass - have you considered playing Rugby instead?
見你都不能向前傳波,你有沒有考慮過轉玩欖球呢?

#AskCarrick If you had a gun who will you shoot first? cleverly or yourself?
如果你有槍,你想射殺誰?湯卡華利還是你自己?

這是曼聯官方Twitter收集問題的網址,有興趣可以發問:
#mufc's official match programme United Review is interviewing Michael Carrick. Tweet us your questions for the midfielder with #AskCarrick.


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  • Mankawa Paul
    Mankawa Paul 於 09/02/2014 評論 NO. 1

    笑到噴水

  • lawger
    lawger 於 09/02/2014 評論 NO. 2

    hahaha, 係邊間pub 睇世盃最抵死

  • Ting Fung Ng
    Ting Fung Ng 於 09/02/2014 評論 NO. 3

    睇完啲問題之後…我想睇下其他球員嘅話又會有啲咩抽水問題!!真係好好笑

  • Issac Leung
    Issac Leung 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 4

    喂啊...你搞到我上緊堂都大笑左出黎xD

  • 周姐卵
    周姐卵 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 5

    串到冇朋友.....

  • Otto Wong
    Otto Wong 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 6

    笑到標尿 ........

  • Theseus Yiu
    Theseus Yiu 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 7

    比高域果條問題好笑

  • 馬莎京字
    馬莎京字 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 8

    卡華利完全係目標人物

  • Carrickson Chan
    Carrickson Chan 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 9

    追平左比高域啦!

  • Rico Cortes
    Rico Cortes 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 10

    抽到變沙漠==

  • Christopher Leung
    Christopher Leung 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 11

    好過下下話狗喎....冇咁悶又好笑
    大家要學習下~

  • Lam FU Lam
    Lam FU Lam 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 12

    笑那死人咩...

  • 陳大舊
    陳大舊 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 13

    哩啲咪喺文化囉! 吓吓老母狗狗,真喺你唔厭我都悶…

  • Sengin Chan
    Sengin Chan 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 14

    反轉件衫著果題好正

  • YiuChun Chan
    YiuChun Chan 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 15

    在你眼中 迪基亞比你自己更會長傳嗎?

  • Kit Kong
    Kit Kong 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 16

    好好笑,但對佢黎講簡直悲劇。。。

  • Gabriel Wong
    Gabriel Wong 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 17

    呢句正:「如果你能從球隊剔除一名球員,你怎樣向卡華利坦白?」點答都死!

  • Billy Chan
    Billy Chan 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 18

    好想知答案,哈哈

  • Kezzini Shek
    Kezzini Shek 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 19

    果然英國月光特別圓, 水都抽得好D, 香港英人學野啦

  • Sean Tam
    Sean Tam 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 20

    笑死我😂😂

  • Honson Chan
    Honson Chan 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 21

    其實湯卡唔係好差啫

  • Dim Wong
    Dim Wong 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 22

    笑到抽筋

  • Leung Pui Nam
    Leung Pui Nam 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 23

    靜係識向後傳,為何你不打攬球?
    呢句正

  • Cedric Woo
    Cedric Woo 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 24

    我會問點解佢個口合唔埋

  • Vernon Ng
    Vernon Ng 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 25

    湯卡唔係好差,好多中下游球隊都好恨簽到佢添。。。

  • Kezzini Shek
    Kezzini Shek 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 26

    樓上係咪上曲線話MU係中下游@@!?

  • Wyman Chin
    Wyman Chin 於 10/02/2014 評論 NO. 27

    莫耶斯會不會考慮讓迪基亞踢前場?這樣你傳球就正好到位了...哈哈

  • Chan Yau Pan Shiny
    Chan Yau Pan Shiny 於 11/02/2014 評論 NO. 28

    你諗住全部問題都答曬,定係老樣子都係傳比迪基亞答xd

  • Joseph Wong
    Joseph Wong 於 11/02/2014 評論 NO. 29

    D問題正,拒個樣仲正。

  • Zen Zen
    Zen Zen 於 11/02/2014 評論 NO. 30

    好正!😂

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