問卡域克:「湯卡做你拍檔,你有冇諗過死?」

足球群英傳 於 09/02/2014 發表 收藏文章
抽水無極限,網民創意高,早前曼聯官方Twitter舉辦了一個向卡域克發問的活動,歡迎球迷留言問問題。此活動令筆者見識到外國曼聯球迷的抽水能力極高,他們蜂擁而至,以明抽、暗寸、借刀等招式迅即抽乾了卡域克。筆者節錄了部分有趣問題,跟大家一起分享;看看哪句是最精警,最絕核?

上圖是外國網民的改圖。

#AskCarrick if you could drop one player from the team how would you tell Cleverley?.
如果你能從球隊裡剔除一名球員,你要怎麼跟湯卡華利坦白?

#AskCarrick How does it feeling knowing Begovic has more goals than you this season.
當你知道連比高域(史篤城門將)今季的入球總數都多過你時,你有甚麼感受?(編按,卡域克對富咸入波,剛追平了比高域的入球數。)

#askcarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper.
你最記憶猶新的回傳給門將的比賽是哪一場
#AskCarrick Do you watch Cleverly train to feel good about yourself?
你是不是靠看湯卡華利訓練來尋找優越感的?

#AskCarrick On a scale of Tom Cleverly to 0, how bad is Ashley Young?
從0到湯卡華利,艾殊利楊格大概在哪個水平?

#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to watch the World Cup?
你會在哪家酒吧觀看世界盃?

#AskCarrick Would Moyes consider putting De Gea upfront, so that you can pass the ball the right way?
莫耶斯會不會考慮讓迪基亞踢前場?這樣你傳球就正好到位了

#AskCarrick If a ball leaves your boot travelling at 30km per hour at 3 pm on saturday, how long does it take to reach De Gea?
如果一個球在週六下午3點從你腳下離開,以時速30公里的速度奔向後方,到達迪基亞那邊需要多久?

#AskCarrick Have you tried putting on your kit backwards so you could pass the ball forward?
你是否嘗試過倒穿球衣,這樣你就可以把球向前傳了

#AskCarrick Be Honest, Do You Ever Include Yourself In Your Fantasy Premier League Team?
老實說,你在英超FANTASY遊戲裡,有沒有試過把自己放進自己的球隊?

#AskCarrick Do you think Welback has really been training too hard on penalty?
你認為韋碧克是不是在練12碼方面太努力?

#AskCarrick Are you going to reply to any of the #AskCarrick tweets or pass it over to De Gea?
你準備回覆每一個問題,還是老樣子一一全部傳給迪基亞回答?

#AskCarrick Do you die a little inside when you're looking for someone to pass to and Tom Cleverley is to your left.
當你發現你身邊只有湯卡華利可以傳球時,你是不是也在慢慢地心死?

#AskCarrick Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living?
當你看著艾殊利楊格、湯卡華利、史摩寧及韋碧克的時候,你有沒有想過生存的意義?

#AskCarrick If you had to choose between having Cleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in the leg, how many stabs would you take?
如果要你選跟湯卡華利搭檔中場,或者膝蓋中一劍,你覺得你會怎麼選?你有能力承受幾多劍?

#AskCarrick Do you get depressed when you see Tom Cleverley's name on the team sheet and realize you're gonna have to play with 10 men?
當你看到湯卡華利的名字又出現在出場名單上,你知道你的球隊又要10人應戰時是不是感到很憂傷?

#AskCarrick You've gone from playing with the likes of Ronaldo and Paul Scholes, to playing with Cleverley and Nani. How does that feel?
你以前跟C朗及史高斯做開隊友,但現時身邊換成湯卡華利及蘭尼,你有甚麼感覺?

#AskCarrick the ball is a round shape,it can go in any direction (360 degrees) yet you only use the 180 degrees behind you?why is this?
足球是圓的,它可以向360度不同方向滾動,但為何球在你腳下,它只會向你身後180度的方向走呢?究竟原因是甚麼?

#AskCarrick Seeing as you are incapable of a forward pass - have you considered playing Rugby instead?
見你都不能向前傳波,你有沒有考慮過轉玩欖球呢?

#AskCarrick If you had a gun who will you shoot first? cleverly or yourself?
如果你有槍,你想射殺誰?湯卡華利還是你自己?

這是曼聯官方Twitter收集問題的網址,有興趣可以發問:
#mufc's official match programme United Review is interviewing Michael Carrick. Tweet us your questions for the midfielder with #AskCarrick.


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  • lawger 於 09/02/2014 評論 NO. 1

    hahaha, 係邊間pub 睇世盃最抵死

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